I have two theories as to why zero boys basketball games were played this evening: Either someone went around to each school and broke every last backboard in the county, or someone balked in the scheduling process.

Conspiracies aside, I've decided to post the county basketball standings. This is going to become a regular feature of Gettin' Schooled. The standings will appear every Monday in the print edition of the Daily Times and once a week in digital form.

But be warned: With no games tonight, this will be the first and only time the standings will be as up to date as physically possible. So soak it in now, basketball fans, and take a look to see where your team stands:

DEL VAL LEAGUE
Chester 15-1, 6-0
Penn Wood 13-4, 4-1
Academy Park 9-9, 4-1
Glen Mills 10-6, 3-2
Chichester 8-9, 3-3
Interboro 4-12, 1-4
Harriton 6-10, 0-5
Sun Valley 1-17, 0-5

CENTRAL LEAGUE
Ridley 15-3, 10-2
Conestoga 14-3, 10-2
Lower Merion 12-4, 9-2
Haverford 10-7, 7-5
Upper Darby 8-10, 6-6
Strath Haven 7-9, 5-6
Marple Newtown 8-11, 5-7
Penncrest 6-11, 5-8
Radnor 4-12, 2-10
Springfield 3-13, 1-10

CATHOLIC LEAGUE SOUTH
Roman Catholic 9-2, 6-0
Monsignor Bonner 12-4, 4-2
Neumann-Goretti 9-6, 4-2
Archbishop Carroll 9-7, 3-3
St. Joe's Prep 9-7, 3-3
West Catholic 11-5, 2-4
Cardinal O'Hara 8-8, 2-4
Kennedy-Kenrick 3-13, 0-6

INTER-AC
Germantown Academy 11-7, 3-0
Chestnut Hill 14-5, 3-1
Penn Charter 3-12, 2-1
Malvern Prep 9-7, 1-2
Episcopal Academy 9-7, 1-2
Haverford School 7-11, 0-4

OTHER SCHOOLS
Christian Academy 11-8
Delco Christian 9-6
Garnet Valley 9-6