Tuesday, June 3, 2008

No Prancing in Upper Darby?

Prostitution, in Upper Darby? Not in our town scumbags!

Said Police Superintendent Mike Chitwood:

“We will not allow or need this type of activity and establishment in Upper Darby Township.

(As opposed to, say, McDonald's which we really don't need but will allow.)

"The girls in there were prancing around like they were in a Las Vegas lounge."

It's not the prancing. It's the sex acts for money, right Mike? We'd hate to think "prancing" is now a crime in Delaware County.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prancing, indeed. Has there ever been a more quotable police Chief then Chitwood since, perhaps, Frank Rizzo?

June 3, 2008 4:20 PM 
Anonymous Dingo said...

Chitwood, he is a nutbag but I like him, he should just never be put in a position with too much power. What he's doing now is perfect for him. In fact thats what his specialty should be: going into problem areas and cleaning them up. Lord knows there is enough work to do.

June 4, 2008 5:25 PM 

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