Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Cops looking for hardened criminal

As someone who has something of a reputation for writing headlines, I have to admit my fondness for one story that appeared in Tuesday’s print edition.

It was all of two graphs, and detailed a theft from a pharmaceutical storage facility in Springfield.

It wouldn’t at first glance seem to provide much grist for a pun-happy fool like me, until you notice what was ripped off in the heist.

The thief made off with a case of Viagra pills, worth more than $1,000 dollars.

No doubt this criminal is looking at some hard time.

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