Good Morning sleepyheads!

Hope everybody was able to survive National Underwear Day. I'm sure those parties were something ... to see.

August, meanwhile, is apparently some sort of National Idiot Month. As proof, I give you these stories:
This guy somehow justifies calling 9-1-1 twice because his Subway sandwich wasn't up to snuff
A Florida man was arrested after stealing the shirt off a McDonald's drive-thru worker
Apparently everything is fine in Iraq because a new KFC has opened
People camp out to be first to get new pair of Nikes

Now, that's just a few, but as society continues to go downhill, maybe we need a blast from the past:


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