Good Morning and get ready to sharpen those No. 2 pencils!

In the spirit of 'No Child Left Behind' instead of something interesting (at least to me), we have a test:

1. Rod Blagojevich is:
a. A disgraced politician
b. The new lead singer for Chicago
c. A way for conservative talk radio to get some December ratings
2. Britney Spears new album is:
a. A work of art
b. Junk
c. When is Chicago going on tour?
3. The annual deer hunt at Ridley Creek State Park is:
a. A good way to get Christmas dinner on the table
b. A necessary evil to help the ecosystem
c. A way to make many feel superior for a few hours
4. The $14 billion auto industry bailout is:
a. A good way to make sure more jobs aren't loss
b. A good way to make the rich richer and for politicians to line their pockets
c. A necessary evil so U.S. auto makers can move more operations to Mexico without dipping into their own pockets
5. The announced layoffs by the NFL are:
a. A joke, right?
b. A sign of how bad the economy really has become
c. A way to make the rich richer
6. The Yankees signing of pitcher CC Sabathia for $161 million over seven years is:
a. Obscene
b. A good move by a franchise trying to get back to the playoffs
c. The exact thing that's wrong with pro sports
7. Eagles coach Andy Reid is:
a. A bad coach who got lucky a few times
b. A genius
c. He's good, but he's no Charlie Manuel
8. George W. Bush is:
a. A dope
b. Clueless
c. One of the 'Original Kings of Comedy'
9. Reading Gil Spencer:
a. Makes my mind turn to mush
b. Opens up my brain to a whole new way of thinking
c. Makes me yearn to listen to Chicago's first album
10. The annual Winter Concert at Garrettford Elementary was:
a. A fun time during a stressful season
b. A good way to bring the community together
c. Makes me want to pick up a violin

Extra Credit: After watching the following video, explain how the world is not going down the river without a boat:


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