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Thursday, November 8, 2007

Crazy like a Fox

It seems that the Faux News Channel will try anything to make the Democratic front runners look bad nowadays. Nevermind how ridiculous it makes them look, they still proceed with airing crap like this:

Fox News airs bizarre claim that Hillary ordered hit on cats



Fox News on Wednesday aired a bizarre accusation that Sen. Hillary Clinton is connected with the murder of two cats.

Sen. Clinton's accuser is Kathleen Willey, the one-time White House aide who in 1993 claimed to have been groped by then-president Bill Clinton in the Oval Office. Willey raised the strange cat-killing allegation -- and a raft of others -- in her new book, Target: Caught in the Crosshairs of Bill and Hillary Clinton.

The Fox and Friends morning program detailed charges in the book that Willey's cat, Bullseye, was the victim of a targeted hit by a Clinton-hired henchman.

"A man, he was pretending to be a jogger, he came up to me and just asked did I ever find my cat?" Willey told the New York Sun, who also picked up the cat story Wednesday. "He mentioned my cat by name and [said], 'Yeah, that Bullseye was a really nice cat.'" Willey told the Sun the abducted cat was part of an intimidation plan organized by the Clintons after she was called to testify in Paula Jones' sexual harassment suit against the president.

"But it didn't stop there," said Fox News host Brian Kilmeade. "Does the name Fluffy mean anything to you? A year later she bought a cat, named it Fluffy. That cat ended up dead as well underneath the porch. She thinks somehow, and she claims somehow, the person who did this is linked back to Hillary."

So this is what Hillary Clinton does in her spare time. She calls on Tony Soprano to go whack a cat. Watch out Santa Claus, Hillary may be sending Pauly Walnuts your way next if she doesn't get what she wants for Christmas.

This story is so not a story that I don't even think the Weekly World News would run it. There is more truth to the story about "HONEYMOON COUPLE ATTACKED BY GOLDFISH!" than there is to Hillary having 2 cats whacked.

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