Hey Ed, I’m a member of the Peddie Golf Course in Hightstown. There’s a guy who’s been playing here for years with a cardboard handicapped placard hanging on his (car) mirror. He parks in the handicapped spot yet he goes out and walks 18 holes, three and four times a week. What gives? Someone should investigate these phoney placards.

Eagle-eyed Fore

Sounds to me like the guy might take his handicap just a little too serious. I've heard of scratch golfers and handicapped golfers, but this guy has it down to a placard. Talk about wearing your score out on your sleeve, errr, mirror.

— Ed. Note