Hey Ed, I’m a little confused. What does drinking beer have to do with an unsafe deck? Apples, oranges.

Decked out

It has a lot to do with it if you are the top fundraiser, a.k.a. top cop, in Ship Bottom. If these kids all get tickets for under-age drinking the cops in Ship Bottom better order more ticket books because they’ll writing tickets 24 hours-a-day, 7 days-a-week for the next 2,000 years in that town.

— Ed. Note