Hello, Ed, I’m calling from Royal Health Gate Nursing Home about the stuffed animals one or your readers wants to give away. We would like to have those stuffed animals at the nursing home.

Royal request

How many seniors do you have over there? You’ve confiscated all those VHS and DVD copies of “Cocoon,” right? I’m warning you, that movie is a bad influence on the older crowd. Don’t let ’em watch it! I’m warning you.

—Ed. Note