Ed, I want to commend the Ewing High School for its pitiful orientation. I expected little and got even less. They should be ashamed of themselves. It’s nice to know what our taxes pay for ... nothing.

Disgruntled Mom

Why does a kid need an orientation in high school? It would seem pretty simple: This is where you smoke your cigarettes; this is where you hide during Algebra; this is where the hot chicks hang out during lunch; and this where you can buy a fake hall pass. Are you oriented?

— Ed. Note