Hey Ed, Mother’s Cheesecakes in Burlington has very good cheesecake. They sell imperfects, cheesecakes that may have cracked while baking, from a small store in the parking lot near their factory. They sell them real cheap, just a couple of bucks.

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You’re trying to get me to buy an imperfect cheesecake? At least you’re up front about it. I’d like to try one of those imperfect cheesecakes, they just might be the perfect answer to an imperfect world.

— Ed. Note