Hey, Ed, about Jessica’s stolen soda tabs, there’s a couple in the Olden Avenue/Arena Drive area (he pushes a shopping cart, she drives a car) and they take anything metal out of your garbage and all the aluminum cans every recycle day. They move all around Hamilton and nobody bothers them. Someone should check this out.

Inspector Clouseau

Yeah, I think I saw them on America’s Most Wanted. —Ed. Note