Ed, I called the Hamilton Township police to report someone was knocking on doors at night and soliciting. When I said my call was not an emergency, the idiot who answered the phone put me on hold for over a half-hour. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Is this what I pay taxes for? All I wanted to do was talk to a police officer. This is Hamilton’s finest? I’d like to tell Mayor Gilmore and the police, the next time you send me a letter asking for a donation, I’ll answer the same way the police answered my call.

The Waiter

Who’s the idiot here? You waited on hold for half an hour?—Ed. Note