Hi, Ed, I am so sick of Hamilton being called the “10th safest city.” Since when did Hamilton “Township” become a “city?” If you list us with the real cities, of course, we come across as being “safe.” And don’t you notice in The Trentonian’s police blotter you never read about anything that’s happening in Hamilton because they like to keep it a secret. People in the know can tell you, Hamilton is far from safe.

Down on the Town

You say city, I say township. You say crime, I say safety. Let’s call the whole thing off. Or let’s call it b.s. municipal propaganda. Yeah, that works better. —Ed. Note