I thought that Gov. Jon Corzine should know he got off cheap with his not wearing a seat belt. I had mine on but got a $59 violation from New Jersey state trooper on Route 206 for having a paper air freshener on my rearview mirror. The trooper was very disappointed when he kept saying to me that he smelled something. When I opened the lid to my ashtray to show that I smoke cigarettes, he busted me for an air freshener. Go figure, New Jersey’s finest!

Sniffed Out

Ah, the sweet smell of enforcement. Was it a “pine forest” or “new car smell” freshener?—Ed. Note