Hi, Ed, I read that Santiago says he can’t afford to move back into Trenton. Let’s see, he gets a $100,000 pension every year, plus a $135,000 meal ticket from Trenton, and a stipend of about $50,000. Boy, that’s $285,000. I guess living in Stirling in a 5,400-square-foot mansion takes a lot of his money. So that’s probably the reason why he can’t afford to move into Trenton, where there is no crime. Tell him that I feel his pain.

Accountant

That’s the beauty of the civilian police director position. He can still be officially “retired” from being a police chief so he can collect a pension and a salary.—Ed. Note