Dear Ed, I wanr to tell the low life who stole my sons’ sliding board from in front of my mother’s house that I hope he or she is really enjoying it. It must be an awesome feeling to let your kids slide on something that was stolen. I guess you must think you’re a great parent. I really hope your kids are enjoying the slide; my kids sure aren’t. My kids really hope you have it in your tiny weeny heart to return their slide. Thanks from parents of two sad boys.

Wheeeee

Grand theft slide. What a world.—Ed Note