Hey, Ed, I’m a Republican, but I’d like to know who the hell this guy Bencivengo thinks he is, God or something? He takes over the position of mayor and puts all his friends and relatives in jobs there, while other people are losing their jobs. Now he’ stalking about laying off people. Every year they had the Civil War re-enactment over by the hospital, and now he is cutting them off this year. I don’t understand it. In the end it’s not costing the township anything.

Benci Basher No. 552

“Benci is God.” Has a nice ring to it.—Ed. Note