Good morning, Ed, we always hear people saying all the low-life gang bangers should be put into the Army and sent off to Iraq. As somebody who saw combat operations, this is the last thing anybody should suggest. Who would want to depend on these useless, lazy, ignorant and just plain stupid individuals in a war zone? To be in the Army one must have respect for themselves and others, intelligence and discipline. These people don’t even have souls.

Sgt. Standards

Besides, you can’t maneuver on a battlefield with your pants pulled down below your butt.—Ed. Note