Ed, I’d like to thank the jerk that decided to plant these damn trees all up and down the streets in the city of Trenton. People can’t even take care of their own sidewalk, you want them to take care of the trees? There’s bottles and weeds and everything else all over the place. It looks horrible.

Herbicide

I can’t tell if you’re kidding. What an outrage it is that someone would disturb the continuous beauty of a concrete sidewalk with eyesores of greenery.—Ed. Note