Hi, Ed, I read about a “sexy mom” who can’t get enough sex, so she had to seduce two teenage boys in the shower. And not only that, she had a kid in Texas, so what is she doing here when she should be home with her kid? She’s too hot to handle and left me panting.

Dirty Dog

First of all, it’s ALLEGED sexy mom. Second, put your tongue back in your mouth. This is a criminal matter.—Ed. Note