Ed, I had no idea I was supposed to tip the concessions workers at Waterfront Park! I mean, all this time I’ve been tipping fast food workers, supermarket cashiers and the guy who gives me my lottery tickets — I’m sorry I’ve been ignoring them! I definitely enjoy paying extra for slow and unfriendly service, so I’ll be sure to give y’all a little extra “love” next time I’m at a Thunder game.

Food Fight

You gotta at least tip the guy walking around screaming “Cold beers!” Tip based on volume. —Ed. Note