Hey, Ed, I see where the Big Three automakers want another $50 billion from the government in addition to the $25 billion they’re getting next year. They’re saying at least $25 billion has to go to pay for health care for their 800,000 retirees. Hey, how about giving me top-of-the-line health costs for nothing, too? They have the greatest health plan going since state workers. It’s not right that I have to fund them for health care and I don’t have it. Something’s wrong with these United States of America.

Health Conscious

Can we taxpayers at least get some free hubcaps out of the deal?—Ed. Note