Hey, Ed, the government’s talking about cutting unnecessary funds. What about cutting the $10,000 a year that goes to the fund of Punksatony Phil in Pennsylvania. That rich groundhog. Let’s cut that $10,000.

Wood Chuck

Great. Now that you put that out there the poor groundhog will need 24-hour security around his hole so armed thugs don’t shake him down for the $10,000. The patrols will cost another $100,000 a year. Minimum.—Ed. Note