Ed, I went to see Raw at the Sovereign Bank. John Cena won and there was a girl in the stands who flashed him. She pulled up her shirt, she had on a lacy bra, and all the guys in the audience starting taking pictures of her. Me and my friend caught up with her after the show and I asked her who she was and she said she was the “Pet Angel of Trenton and Hamilton.” She also said that she worked for the department of revenue. I say, wow!

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You know what they say. State workers have more fun.—Ed. Note