Ed, people are always advocating lock ’em up, lock ’em up. There is nothing for the kids in the inner city to do. I have checked this out and done my research. If you think that it is by some coincidence or accident that there is nothing for these inner city kids to do, I could sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.

Salesman

I’m not in the market for a bridge, but what exactly is your point? There’s a conspiracy to give kids few recreational options so they’ll break laws and be jailed?—Ed. Note