Ed, I see where our illustrious homeland security secretary, what’s her name, Janet Napolitano, is touring the site of the Super Bowl. She is quoted as saying, “We are doing everything we can in preparation for such a great event.” You know what? I ain’t going down there with her settin’ up the system.

Getting Bombed

I hear you. With her at the helm it might even be dangerous to watch the game in HD. —Ed. Note