Ed, golf doesn’t need Tiger Woods; Tiger Woods needs golf. He has countless sex with women. Has he been tested for AIDS? He should be. There are plenty of good young golfers coming up. He has the money to retire; he should just go away and let golf be golf again.

Tee’d Off

“Countless” sex? I bet he could give you a rough count. He’s not in Wilt Chamberlain territory or anything. —Ed. Note