Laying the golden goose, or something like that

SALEM, Va. - A suggestive birthday card featuring a photo of a poultryman holding a goose has really ruffled the farmer's feathers and prompted him to file a $7.5 million lawsuit against the photographers and companies who used his image.
Andrew Marsinko claims he never signed a release allowing his photo to be used for commercial purposes, as required by Virginia law. Now he's suing for a variety of reasons, including defamation and reckless infliction of emotional distress.
The front of the card features Marsinko holding a goose on one knee, under the words, "Since it's your birthday, you decide — Would you rather get spanked ..." and then, inside: "Or goosed? Happy birthday!"
The Botetourt County farmer claims he didn't even know about the card until he attended an animal auction in Mount Hope, Ohio, where people began teasing him. According to the lawsuit, one person asked him, "When did you give up women to hug a goose?"
"That's not something you want to wake up and find out's been done," said Roanoke lawyer David Harrison, who represents Marsinko.