Gil - A new set of balls. Preferably $45 Titleist Steve - A visit from the busty brunette brigade C.Scott - The removal of "don we now our gay aparrel" from Deck the Halls. Racict R- A very very very white Christmas, and another frisking by jack booted security guards. USA1 - An over the counter hangover cure Me? - I'll be getting my Christmas wish on Jan. 20th. Both of them.
Bob- Merry Christmas to you with a one time posting. My Christmas wish is for King Moonracer to take these fools to the Island of Nitwit Noise.
Gil: The cowboy riding an ostrich (only Gil's the one with his head in the sand).
Racist R: The train with square wheels (running off the track, backwards, and carrying a shipment of kerosene soaked crosses) (or he is the dolly that nobody loves)
C. Scott: A "Scotty in the Box". Unfortunately, it's the same box his Bible came in and he can't think outside the box.
Steve: The elephant with polka dots, only the dots are actually Palin tattoos.
Aaron: Goth Ken with Barbie.
The Island of Nitwit Noise is a right-wing dream come to life. The tax rate is only 1%. It goes to pay for: 1) Christian religious displays on government property. 2) One WMD capable of destroying the entire island (for self defense). 3) Speakers blaring Rush Limbaugh for the daily flag-waving parade.
Of course, there is no money for schools, roads or bridges.
There is no health care system. The drugs are very cheap, since there is no FDA. The side effects are the only form of entertainment, since Hollywood is banned.
Due to the abstinence only program as the only promoted form of birth control, the island is overrun with children. And since there are no welfare handouts, the children work in 19th century style factories for sustenance.
Life is miserable there. With the grueling work, pollution (no EPA) and lack of health care, it is mercifully short.
There's no need for Social Security, since no one lives that long.
Bob, I might return again to post on Jan 20th. Happy New Year.
Of course I think outside of the box, but prefer to channel my thinking into stuff that actually works, not stuff that doesn't work despite all of your name calling. You know what I am talking about. Merry CHRISTMAS to all.
Name calling? Come on Scott. Calling you Father Shields is just a reference to your religious leanings. It's not like I'm calling you Dumb Ass or Penis Breath.
Lol… The first time you say something funny or insightful or interesting in any way I’ll let you know, BB. But try to keep it short. I don’t think anyone makes it all the way through any of your long and simple, yawner posts.
bob's post about the christmas list was pretty good, I had a good laugh over it. as opposed to diano - which had a certain level of his typical smugness and insult.
Lol... So, along with reasoning and politics math isn't BB's strong suit either. Girls don't do as well at math as boys either because their brains are more about intangibles like feelings. Yep, chicks, children, Libs and Bobs...
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I wouldn't do Caroline Kennedy with Nancy Pelosi's ****.
the comment was deleted with the explanation that “We don’t report stuff like this, regardless of people involved.” Uh, sure.
Liberals are such liars. Think they'd keep, say, a Sarah Palin affair hushed?
no, but they are reporting on Sarah Palin's PREGNANT Daughter's FINANCE's MOTHER being busted. Why the &#%$ do I care?
Sure, the New York Times will rug a Caroline Kennedy affair but they'll reveal national security secrets for our enemies to see.
It truly is a shame the NYT building wasn't hit on 9/11. But then why would Muslim terrorists harm their most sympathetic domestic enablers?
I love the Palin baby conspiracies over here:
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Spencerblog Christmas Wishes
Gil - A new set of balls.
Preferably $45 Titleist
Steve - A visit from the busty
brunette brigade
C.Scott - The removal of "don we
now our gay aparrel" from
Deck the Halls.
Racict R- A very very very white
Christmas, and another
frisking by jack booted
security guards.
USA1 - An over the counter
hangover cure
Me? - I'll be getting my Christmas
wish on Jan. 20th. Both of
them.
Bob-
Merry Christmas to you with a one time posting. My Christmas wish is for King Moonracer to take these fools to the Island of Nitwit Noise.
Gil: The cowboy riding an ostrich (only Gil's the one with his head in the sand).
Racist R: The train with square wheels (running off the track, backwards, and carrying a shipment of kerosene soaked crosses) (or he is the dolly that nobody loves)
C. Scott: A "Scotty in the Box". Unfortunately, it's the same box his Bible came in and he can't think outside the box.
Steve: The elephant with polka dots, only the dots are actually Palin tattoos.
Aaron: Goth Ken with Barbie.
The Island of Nitwit Noise is a right-wing dream come to life.
The tax rate is only 1%. It goes to pay for:
1) Christian religious displays on government property.
2) One WMD capable of destroying the entire island (for self defense).
3) Speakers blaring Rush Limbaugh for the daily flag-waving parade.
Of course, there is no money for schools, roads or bridges.
There is no health care system. The drugs are very cheap, since there is no FDA. The side effects are the only form of entertainment, since Hollywood is banned.
Due to the abstinence only program as the only promoted form of birth control, the island is overrun with children. And since there are no welfare handouts, the children work in 19th century style factories for sustenance.
Life is miserable there. With the grueling work, pollution (no EPA) and lack of health care, it is mercifully short.
There's no need for Social Security, since no one lives that long.
Bob, I might return again to post on Jan 20th. Happy New Year.
Hey, the post of Christmas past.
What, no stocking puppet? Or is that Randal cleverly posing as his mortal enemy?
Enough questions. It's Christmas. Merry Merry.
That was like the sighting of a rare white elk!
And a Merry Christmas to you Dave!
bob, great post, Christmas is almost over, but I have high faith that the brigade will still show!
Wow, diano posts as diano, and even in a small parody he can act like a real d-b. Such a Shame...
Diano and Bob:
Of course I think outside of the box, but prefer to channel my thinking into stuff that actually works, not stuff that doesn't work despite all of your name calling. You know what I am talking about. Merry CHRISTMAS to all.
C. Scott Shields, Esquire
www.cscottshields.com
Name calling? Come on Scott. Calling you Father Shields is just a reference to your religious leanings. It's not like I'm calling you Dumb Ass or Penis Breath.
It's not like I'm calling you Dumb Ass or Penis Breath.
These would be more fitting for BB and Dave.
Hey Randal. Leave the humor to me.
You just stick with what you're good at. Stupid comments.
Lol… The first time you say something funny or insightful or interesting in any way I’ll let you know, BB.
But try to keep it short. I don’t think anyone makes it all the way through any of your long and simple, yawner posts.
r,
bob's post about the christmas list was pretty good, I had a good laugh over it. as opposed to diano - which had a certain level of his typical smugness and insult.
Steve - I'd try to explain it to Randal, but it would be a waste of my time.
So you're saying BB is batting 1/1000.
My bad.
So that would make my batting average.......100% better than Randals.
Lol... So, along with reasoning and politics math isn't BB's strong suit either.
Girls don't do as well at math as boys either because their brains are more about intangibles like feelings.
Yep, chicks, children, Libs and Bobs...
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