8/13/08...Beijing, China: A somber President Bush vowed to support embattled Georgia today. “ Man, that state is taking a butt-whooping,” Bush told a hastily gathered Chinese press, while holding an American flag backwards. “This is serious, it’s bad for the Confederacy. We haven’t been attacked like this since Hurricane Katrina. Georgia was one of them original 13 colonies.”
“ I'm going to dispatch Condoleezza Rice to the Macon County Line and cut off the Russian armored tanks before they reach Atlanta. Maybe she can lay down on I-285 and stop that evil Soviet advance around the captal. Bullying or attacking a state is unacceptable foreign policy to me."
“Georgia is ranked #1 in college football, and that new Falcons coach is doing a heck of a fine job cleaning up after Michael Vick’s dogs. Laura and I were even thinking about getting some tickets to that part of the world.”
“ I might have to postpone my FFB Draft now. It’s really only me, Condy and Cheney playing this year. The rest have left us. But, please stay tuned for that. The Russians are testing my patience, but, be assured, they won’t stop me from playing FFB. Katrina didn't stop me from playing golf, did it? My great-grandaddy George Herbert Walker started the Walker Cup."
“ Is the inauguration coming soon?”