Have you been outside lately? It's freezing.

Have you picked up a newspaper?

Here's a sampling of headlines:

Cold grips much of US, Fla. races to save crops

South chilled by Arctic winds, record snow in East

US in Grips of Long-Lasting Cold Spell

Cold weather holds nation in icy grip

Where's Al Gore and his climate change disciples? We're headed for another Ice Age, you idiots!!!