Chaplins Music Cafe in Spring City doesn't want me there on Thursdays anymore. But if you're under 21, they totally want you.

Starting tomorrow night, for $6 cover, it's gonna be the new Thursday hangout for youngsters. Every 2nd and 4th Thursday of the month will turn Chaplins into "The Under 21 Club." The cool thing is they let the teensters make the fun. From an all-request DJ to karaoke to dancing to watching someone sing to hip hop dance lessons and jam sessions. They even announced something about having magicians on hand. They also say you can expect future theme nights. Plus, they do boast some awesome food. Screw the high school dances!

But if you want to hang out with me. I'll be at a bar, putting coins in the jukebox and writing bad anecdotes on napkins, and continuing my debate on whether Daryl Hall could take Neil Diamond in a steel cage match or not.