This just in! The RIAA is actually here to help us!


The reason they press so hard for the law to track down music piraters is because it helps snuff out major drug dealers, murderers, and terrorists. Seriously! Scope this 'leaked' RIAA training video.


Crack dealers with illegal copies of Huey Lewis records--you are no longer safe! Give yourselves up now. The hammer of the law will break you to pieces, not for that crack rock you got stowed away under the mattress of your momma's bed, but for those burned CDs that you didn't pay for.


Please..