From the you-can't-make-this-stuff-up department:

In a Japanese courtroom, a pin-up model was a big bust in court -- and that helped get her cleared after she successfully argued that her large breasts made it impossible for her to squeeze through a hole a man said she used to gain entry into his room.

According to Agence France-Presse, Serena Kozakura was convicted in 2007 of property destruction after a man accused the pin-up model of kicking in his door and crawling inside to confront him about his activities with another woman.

The Tokyo High Court agreed that Kozakura's 44-inch bust was indeed too large for her to gain entry through the hole, the report states.

"I used to hate my body so much," Kozakura said, according to the report. "But it was my breasts," she said, that won in court.