The Joys of Logorrhea

If you don't subscribe to GolTV, then you've probably never heard Ray Hudson speak. But even if you're not a soccer fan, I highly recommend catching a match commentated by Ray Hudson.

Hudson has a knack for spouting analogies that most people would cover with a nervous cough before sounding out the second syllable.

Case in point: "...tears the size of pineapple chunks."

Watch the video below for the full effect. My repetition does it no justice.

If you find yourself craving more, visit Hudsonia, a blog devoted to the ramblings of Ray Hudson.