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Fox host 'let down' by implausibility of suitcase nukes

After appearing in numerous film and TV programs and even creeping its way into American political discourse, the suitcase nuke, a nuclear bomb small enough to be easily hidden, is unlikely to exist, according to experts. The revelation left the anchors of the Fox News program Fox & Friends more than a little disappointed.

"You mean '24' isn't true," Co-host Page Kelly inquired, referring to Fox's national security-themed prime time hit, starring Kiefer Sutherland as CIA agent Jack Bauer. "'24's my favorite show."

"It is a little bit of a let down," agreed Greg Kelly.

Let me get these two things straight: for one you thought that Jack Bauer was a real person and "24" was filmed in real time and secondly you are disappointed about learning that a suitcase nuke, a nuclear bomb small enough to be easily hidden, is unlikely to exist.

Wow that really explains a lot. I have never heard anything so stupid before in my life. The 3 hosts of Fox & Friends make these utterly moronic statements that make Paris Hilton look like a Rhodes Scholar. How can you be disappointed to learn that a suitcase sized nuke is unlikely to exist. That is about as backwards as being upset that there is a vaccine for polio. Do the 3 members of the Fox & Friends program have a combined I.Q. of 35?

I have some breaking news for Fox & Friends: Bin Laden is teaming up with E.T. and Marvin the Martian in a diabolical plan to overthrow the U.S. government.