Hi, Ed, this is in response to "We Need Hunks, Too." But first, I‘d like to thank and commend all the law enforcement who participated in getting that piece of trash, Billy Heisler, off the street. And the best of health and get-well-soon to Sheriff‘s Officer Joshua Hahn. Second, I‘d like to compliment the photographer who took the picture of that amazing-looking trio, the officers walking down the street, especially the two gorgeous bookends. That newspaper photo has been circulating where I work, from woman to woman, and they all say "thanks for putting those hunks in the paper."

Yummy

Ohhhhhhhh, you want hunky cop-types. Well, that is a totally different request. I thought you just wanted photos of some random guys. No, you want coppers. Well, OK, I can understand that ... but my answer is still ”No guys on Page Six.“ But we'll try to get more hunky SWAT dudes in the paper for y'all.

— Ed. Note