Hi, BackTalk, several months ago you had an item in the paper where a lady was trying to collect soda tops. I‘ve saved up over a thousand, and I don‘t know if they still need them. Please print this, and let that person know if they still need them, they can reach me through you.

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That is so nice of you. Hey! I'm collecting crumpled up twenty-dollar bills. You think you could start saving those and call me when you gather up a thousand of those beauties? Thanks.

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