Ed, I read the story about the “feces-filled mansion,” and the comment by an attorney who said the couple who owned the house were true animal lovers. Any true animal lover would not live in such deplorable conditions. Ah, attorneys! You’ve got to love them. They’ve got a great way of distorting the truth.

Feces watch

So you’re upset because some lawyer defended his/her client? I’m just happy I can finally use the headline “Feces-filled attorney.”

— Ed. Note