Ed, here’s my solution for getting rid of the gangs in Ewing and everywhere else. Send them all to an island with a fishing pole and let them fend for themselves. Forget about wasting taxpayers’ dollars. They’re out here terrorizing innocent, hard-working people who are living in fear and paying enough taxes. Send them to an island and leave them there, no trials, no court dates, no nothing. Just leave them on that island and forget about them.

Fishermen’s friend

You really think you can teach a gang slug to fish? And I’m not spending a dime on these slugs, so they need to buy their own fishing poles. They could pick it up at the new Wal-Mart they’re going to build over on Spruce Street.

— Ed. Note