Hey Ed, every morning on Route 130 there’s a police officer driving his personal motorcycle. I don’t know if he’s going to work or coming from work, but he drives up 130 and shakes his head at people who are talking on cell phones in their cars. Well, I was behind him one morning recently and he was doing 10 miles over the speed limit. So, when he starts doing the speed limit, then we’ll hang up our cell phones. I think it’s only fair.

Can you hear me now?

Let’s just call it a draw and say that he can drive a whole 10 mph over the speed limit and you can talk on your cell phone. Deal? Nobody ever wins these silly arguments.

— Ed. Note