Hi, Ed, the other day I took the River Line from Bordentown to Camden. I was standing on the platform thinking what a pretty little area, what a nice convenience, when some kids came riding through the parking lot ... asking for money, and after boarding the train, the language out of the kids‘ mouths was disgusting. They should hire someone to deal with this. If they start the foul language, they should be kicked off at the next station.

Wielding soap

Gosh, darn it. These young whippersnappers always stirring up trouble. They need a good spanking.

— Ed. Note