Ed, I just read that they decided to take the malt liquor ads off the sides of buses in Philadelphia. Yes, I guess that‘s what‘s causing the huge spike in the murder rate. Why doesn‘t the mayor take the drugs and guns off the street? What‘s wrong with malt liquor? Unbelievable!

Dry gulp

Maybe the mayor prefers cognac or a wine-spritzer. But at this rate I expect to see G.I. Joe ads disappear soon. But I‘ll bet those stupid Hennessey ads stay up.

— Ed. Note