Ed, this is, according to you, the “Jesus Freak.” Don’t worry, I’m not calling to place a curse on you, I’m calling just to tell you that you are stupid. In the future, when referring to my God, please capitalize the “H” in Him. He has already forgiven your ignorance. You’re probably in the same category as Kathy Griffin.

Jesus Freak

Glad to know we have someone in our midst who can speak for God. We cover a lot of issues in Back Talk that could use “His” input, so please call frequently.— Ed. Note