Ed, justice delayed is justice denied. I went to Hamilton Municipal Court to file a criminal complaint and the clerk told me they were not accepting complaints but I could call tomorrow to find out if they are. And if not, I could continue calling until they are. Isn’t that a violation of my rights, due process, and equal protection? Thank you, Hamilton Township Municipal Court, I guess the criminals will have a field day in Hamilton. What am I paying taxes for?

Robbed and robbed again

But wait just a minute. If I listen to the two slugs who called before you Hamilton is a Utopian paradise. Whassa matta did they take away all the sugar candy over there? Look, if you got a problem with signing a complaint call the AG’s office.

— Ed. Note