Hey, Ed, what’s up with all these kids going to school with blue jeans and white T-shirts down to their knees? I think they should pass a dress code in the city schools. It's disgusting.

Agent Provocateur

Dress codes? Give me a break. Have you seen these kids in their uniforms? It looks like the beginning of the re-education camps are moving along just fine. Get over it. Kids should be able to wear whatever they want. Try teaching them right from wrong instead of trying to control their wardrobes.

— Ed. Note