Hey, Ed, are you kidding me about that crossing guard stuff? They only work an hour and a half from 7:30 to 9 a.m. and they get a half-hour off? What kind of a job is that, and who the hell is paying?

Us taxpayers!

Even if they are not working, they can’t get off their butts and out of their cars to cross a lady with kids or some old people or a blind person? That takes a few seconds. Why do we need them? Get rid of the crossing guards and put the cops out there!FroggerWhat, me kidding?—Ed. Note