Hey, Ed, let me get this straight: You come into this country illegally, you get bit by a dog and collect $250,000. Maybe you can go back to your country and live like a king. Gee, I wonder if I can do that if I go to Mexico?

A. Cross D’border

I think you’ll get as far as the bit-by-a-dog part. Then you can get a really good prescription at a dodgy pharmacy and make some decent cash if you can smuggle back the meds.—Ed. Note