Hey, Ed, you seem like a relatively intelligent man. Have you ever sat down and really thought about the gangs and crime going on in this small city of Trenton and looked at the gangs’ job benefits? I thought that would be something you would wonder about: Why do these gangs continue to stay around? Like Karl Marx once said, “Who’s benefiting and who’s not.”

Gang Curious

Relatively? Relative to what, a dog? Anyway, selling crack is a hell of a lot less work than four years of college and a 40-to-60-hour-a-week job. As long as you’re willing to die from a bullet to the head at age 16 or be raped in prison, gang-banging’s a great career with a bright future. —Ed. Note